The Lord

What is The Lord?


1.

Something that people desperately want to find, yet all that can be seen is a million religions telling you they are right and that their inconsitancies dont matter cause they can make something up to cover it.

1. This is the true church and people here have found god... that is why they still commit 'sins' and leave the church.

2. We are god's representitives, yet some of us rape little boys and girls

3. This week this passage means this. Dont worry, next week we will change it around to cover our backs.

4. Something good has happened, it is because god loves us.

5. Something terrible has happened, he moves in mysterious ways.

I thought I had found the lord... then I realised it was only another religion. Churches have commited more horrific deeds then can be counted, why should I give my time to them?

2.

God's nom de plumé, often abused by televangelists.

The Lord is a coming'! So...set out another place at the table.

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