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Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe
(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)
"Wow, so this i..
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Using hot sauce as a lubricant while jerking off
Last night I was so lonely that I gave myself a Hawaiian Hand Crank...AND IT HURT LIKE..
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A political philosophy that a Republican can do no wrong even while doing terrible wrongs.
A Republican who espouses that he stands for..