The Love Guru

What is The Love Guru?


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Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.

Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.

At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol

Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?

Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,

Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!

See comedy, guru, justin timberlake, kayne west, jessica alba


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