The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?


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also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

See lube, monster, vagina, sexy, time


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