The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

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Quarters

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A B-velez

1. An afro hair cut. Very Columbian. Very curly. Oh so sexy. Also, called a Velez. What a B-Velez wannabe! See velez, afro, hair cut, sex..

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