The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

See lube, monster, vagina, sexy, time

Leardle

1. a shiny food serving utensil with comical qualitys for use with dizzy blonds sluurp from my leardle!..

Noodleboobs

1. Jennifer When your boobs are so small they are like noodles Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!" Jennifer: " BELLYBANGERS!!!"..

Zzaped

1. The act of ignoring your children to play on the internet. Man Steve Zweig really zzaped his kids this weekend. See neglect..

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