The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?


1.

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

See lube, monster, vagina, sexy, time


43

Random Words:

1. Usually an annoying person who: 1. either decides to plan a vacation just like yours so he/she can go with you. 2. you coincidentally ..
1. kirby danceing. <(* *<) <(* *)> (>* *)> go kirby go kirby ya dance!!! See kirby, dance..
1. A sexy girl with a unique style and is very good with her tounge. guy1: Omg, did you hear about Nesha? guy2: Yeah, she turned out that ..