The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

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Mip-mash

1. -Onomatopoeia for a yoshi's call. -An affectionate word for a yoshi or yoshi-like creature. -Whilst jumping on the back of a yosh..

1. (Somewhat archaic) chatspeak for "grin," deriving, AFAIK, from IRC. See *g*, which is more common nowadays, especially on AIM..

Harpooning

1. -The act of successfully bringing home a woman equal to or greater than your own body weight in desperation at the end of a long drunken..

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