The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

See lube, monster, vagina, sexy, time

C.s.

1. the same as CS, another abreviation for Counterstrike wanna go play some C.S.? ya we'll knife the fools 2. 1ck Sucker 2ck Suck..

Quipe

1. A person that likes to sniff clitorises on their free-time; A Clit-Sniffer. That little quipe just felt up my dog! See clitoris, sniff..

Nunissionary

1. A woman who is sick of her useless boyfriend and/or the general population of asshole men in the world. She gives up searching for real..

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