The Lube Monster

What is The Lube Monster?

also known as a uber dry jay ...

Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..

Guy: Why?

Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.

Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?

Girl: AKA... my vagina....

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In A Halfshell

1. an expression used to add emphasis to something, much like an exclamation point. Example #1 A: Landon's coming? B: You don'..

Boobydo's

1. n. (boobie-do's). 1. A wholesome girl who has a larger stomach than boobs. 2. When a girl's stomach sticks out farther than ..

Peppeh

1. an uber leet Cat by the name of Pepper. gets more ass then a toilet seat. peppeh pwns peppeh wanna eat?..

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