What is The Lumberjack Breakfast?


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When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

See head, dome, syrup, oral sex, southern tornado


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