The Lynch

What is The Lynch?


1.

native peruvian who multiplys in hot weather, yeilding multiple smaller versions (see joe, martin) genectically prone to subservient menial farm labor and guitar playing

there is a small colony of lynches in this nest

2.

To drink way to much get into a car with your friends mom get home walk into your closet and eat massive amounts of chocolate and wake up naked

SHIT !!! last nite i pulled a lynch

3.

Drinking more alchohol than your body can handle then having a nervous breakdown, huddling in the corner in the fetal postion and telling your life story in between sobing bouts and suicidal outbursts.

You know hes gonna pull a lynch when he sits on your basement stairs and threatens to walk out into incoming traffic

4.

A little dark thing that you walk on a leash.

I walked my lynch the other day.

5.

TO drink way too much for a 120 lb body and WALK AROUND AIMLESSLY till you hear your name

Stop that before you start lynch-ing

See lynch

6.

AWWWWWWW hes so cute though

He's not as cute as a lynch

7.

A stuttering immigrant midget mulatto who has a crying problem and cant handle liquor.

What a lynch.


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