The Mad Pirate

What is The Mad Pirate?


1.

while a chick is giving you a blow job, take out your dick, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin, she will then continue to hop around the room with one eye shouting "arrr!"

johnny gave sue the mad pirate and she didnt talk to him for weeks

See captain hook

2.

When a male shoots his load in a female's eye. And immediately following the ejaculation, the male kicks her in the shin. She then hops around, holding her eye as if she was a pirate. Bonus points are given to those males who get their females who say "YARRRR".

Dude, I just gave babygurl the mad pirate. I didn't get the bonus, but I'll try again next time.

See cranky pirate, pirate, mad, Zach


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