What is The Madden?
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Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
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2.
A sexual possision that involves
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
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The fecal weapon created after taking your dog's warm turds, placing it in a bag, tying it off, and applying some mean twirls.
Fid..