The Madden

What is The Madden?

1.

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.

"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"

See john madden, madden, video games, ps2

2.

A sexual possision that involves fistinga girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.

"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"

See anal, fisting, bumming, fucking, sexual

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