What is The Madden?
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Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
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2.
A sexual possision that involves
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
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Similar to the Donkey Punch, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.
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