What is The Maelstrom?
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A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect
Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.
Random Words:
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When a woman is giving a man a blowjob, she lights a cigarette, takes a deep inhale off of it, shoves the mans cock deep into her mouth ..
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Sex with the devil.
In hell.
Guy 1: Hey guys, guess what I did last night!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 3: I heard he got to 666th base.
Guy 1..
