The Maelstrom

What is The Maelstrom?


1.

A location entered when under the most extreme of circumstances. Entrants are usually familiar with such locations as the pain cave and the pressure cooker. Upon survival of the Maelstrom you are regarded with utmost honor and respect

Jeff, I'm throwing you in the Maelstrom right now cause that fucker Itamar was busy celebrating Yassar Arafats death.


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