The Magician

What is The Magician?


1.

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:

Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!

Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!

Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:

Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

See angry pirate, donkey punch, doggy, cum, cumshot, ejaculate, dirty sanchez, blowjob, bitch, fuck, bucking bronco, head, vagina, pink sock, angry dragon, sperm, spit, magic, phantom

2.

The derogatory act of having "doggie style" intercourse with a girl (or boy), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:

Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!

Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!

Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:

Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

See angry pirate, donkey punch, doggy, cum, cumshot, ejaculate, dirty sanchez, blowjob, bitch, fuck, bucking bronco, head, vagina, pink sock, angry dragon, sperm, spit, magic, phantom


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