The Male Tongue

What is The Male Tongue?

To speak to your buddies about male topics in code while in the vicinity of female prospects.

This is to ensure the night proceeds as planned.

The Male Tongue in action

Jesse: Jamie, remember that guy, pierre was it?

Jamie: Are you talking about Lucky Pierre?

Jesse: Yah thats the guy, we should live up to him tonight.

Jamie: I do say that is a good idea

Female Prospects: What are you guys talking about?

J+J: Nothing..keep walking, my place is close by

Tina: Im so cold right now

Jamie: Now you know how France felt

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