The Mammoth

What is The Mammoth?


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A penis capable of killing a man, even Vin Diesil

Mark: That Jack sure does have a mammoth.

Steffan: I heard he killed several men in one of Freddie Mercurys gay backstage orgys with it.

Jack: Silence, he is hungry.


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