What is The Manhattan Gloss?
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A brand of humans that resemble artsy people, music people, and, most notably, dumb people combined into one. They usually travel in packs to art museums and like to sip on their double shot mocha frappacinos while listening to an obscure band, that sucks, on their so trendy Ipod.
You see all those kids in line to the art museum? They're the Manhattan Gloss
