The Man-point System

What is The Man-point System?


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The Man-Point System is a sacred process of masculine prowess. When one does a noble deed or something manly, one receives a man point. When one accumulates 18 man points, one is oficially a man, and the maximum amount of man-points is 36, which is when you reach the manliness of a lumberjack. There are certain exceptions to the system in which certain individuals receive more than 36 man points. These are the manliest of men, in fact they are MAN GODS. You can also get negative man points for doing stupid dumb shit or being a bitch or being a creepy punk.

"Jay has negative forty man points. He is a creepy bitch."

"Man, you gotta love The Man-Point System."

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