The Maria

What is The Maria?


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the maria is when a man takes his dick and balls and tucks them between his legs while standing and crossing his like so it appears he has no dick but a hairy pussy . you must be completely naked and then start flexing, usually done for your friends for entertainment purposes

dont do the maria for your relatives

See mangina, dick, balls, cock


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