The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Feather

1. To lightly press down on a car's gas pedal so to rev up the engine slighty....from 850 rpm to maybe 1200 rpm. Not a full 12 grand ..

Poppy Muffin

1. A goody-two shoes who tried somking weed but couldnt handle it SALLY IS A WIMP! SHEs A POPPY MUFFIN..

Floor Dump

1. When intentionally or not, a turd misses the toilet bowl, landing on the floor creating a nice surprise for future parties and cleaning ..

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