The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Jew Eat

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Zootweeze

1. Pulling a pair of underwear down over someone's head. Points are scored for pulling the undies so tight that you can see their fac..

Munchlaxation

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