The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Your Bitch

1. What I'm most definitely NOT. What am I, your example bitch? See Baz..

Vinnu

1. A small green recklessly bloghopping sentient. When exposed to sunlight or water, it asexually reproduces large toothy monster versions ..

Nea-con

1. Stands for neanderthall conservative. Aperently someone so archaeic and far to the right that they have the political ideology of a cave..

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