The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Quitter

1. someone who gives up on something He wanted to give up smoking but didn't want to be known as a quitter. See quit, give up, desis..

Chode-aphrodite

1. a hermaphrodite that also has a chode (also: chode-afrodite or choade-aphrodite) "man, i heard billy was a chode-aphrodite!"..

Loud Cap

1. to embarass someone, to "call them out" Why are you always loud capping on me?..

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