The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Muffin Shorts

1. When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer. Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts. ..

Trashy-faced

1. extremely intoxicated, the kind of drunk where you stumble around like a fool I was so trashy-faced last night, I drank so much alcohol..

Flaptot

1. a slutty toddler like girl whos flaps (vaginal flap) are tot like, thus untouched and small... and possibly french person 1:flaptot did..

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