The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

On The Phone With Dick

1. Euphemism for fellatio. She talked on the phone with dick until I gave her my money shot. See Warthog..

Tendin' A Tobacco Patch

1. erotic sexplay involving the patch of hair some men have on the small of the back above or extending down the anal crevice, or tobacco p..

Urd Upsnickizzle

1. A conformation in place of the word yes, or hell yes, or also in place of the question for real. "Hey wodie I got a huge fatty in ..

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