The Matthews

What is The Matthews?

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

See mathews, touching, rubbing, joel, masterbation

Nutan

1. Often referred to as Nuts, as she clearly is. The Nutan is a small mammal of Indian origin and will attempt to drive a car when she clea..

Quarterback

1. hovering over a public toilet in the quarterback position and taking a shit trying not to touch the seat with your ass. Dude, that bath..

Crapflap

1. 1) The sound of buttcheeks-a-flappin usually caused by an abnormally powerful fart or defecation. 2) The back door on old style long un..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Matthews Edit Meaning