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When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up ..
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A Little Chav (Normal a Girl)
Boy: You a Urban Smurf
Girl: If you say it again ill SHank you
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A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter
Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane exampl..