The Me

What is The Me?


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All right. Let's be totally honest here. I stole this name. Some people had used it and I didn't know. But this time, it's me. The real deal. Seriously.

The Me is actually... j2n4me. No. The me in my name has nothing to do with The Me. I mean, check this one out for a full explination. Shizzle my nizzle.

Why do I do this? I just take stuff said in #jabber (see jabber. But those are the wrong definitions.) and give them wacky, twisted, and seriously insane meanings. But I'm not kidding. Never shizzle one's nizzle in Italy.

But really. Why do I do this? BOREDOM. Spelled BOARD DUMB. And that works out well. A two by four is pretty idiotic.

So for now, let us leave in peace. May there always be a shizzle in your nizzle.

(It all started with artisticlonging. Blame him/her.)

The Me is j2n4me. Seriously.

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