The Meal

What is The Meal?


1.

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?

Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?

Tom: You mean the meal?

Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

See third base, eating out, muff diving, bean flicking

2.

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?

Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?

Tom: You mean the meal?

Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

See third base, eating out, muff diving, bean flicking

3.

The Meal is a type of exotic dish that contains a fresh turd lubed in ranch dressing, a soaking wet urinal cake (soaked with pee), and a tall glass of bloody urine to wash it down. It is traditionaly served at a romantic candle-lit table with flowers in the center. Only few people are known to actually eat the meal and fully complete it. It is mainly used as a 'choice' while playing the infamous "Would You Rather.." game with your buddies.

Tyler: Dude, let's play "Would You Rather..."

Eric: Ok, you start.

Tyler: Would you rather lick your mom's butthole until she orgasms, or eat the meal?

Eric: The meal by far dude!

See poop, meal, urinal


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