The Melting T-shirt

What is The Melting T-shirt?

When you drink mass quantities of acidic beverages that turn your jizz into acid. That has a a high enough ph level to burn through fabric.

I was jerking this guy off and he blew his load then fucking gave me a The Melting T-Shirt!

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