The Melts

What is The Melts?


1.

Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:

- swamp ass

- duck butter

Often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts

<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"

See diarrhea, ring sting, swamp ass, duck butter, poop, shit


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