What is The Melts?
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Traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid shits. Extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
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<running to the nearest bathroom/trash can/bush> "the melts! I got the melts!!!!"
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