What is The "merlin"?
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When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"
Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"
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a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it
not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE
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