The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Ninety-six

1. After Sixty-nine, you roll over, and shit in each other's hair. fuck dude, I ninety-six'ed her, and she came back for more!..

Peniphilism

1. A homosexual love of one's own penis. Swatti's gay friends practice peniphilism...

Night Mission

1. anyone who has ever taken any mind altering/intoxicating substances will have no doubt attempted a night mission. it takes place at ni..

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