The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Turdtantic

1. A huge log of shit; a turd so big that you have to throw ice cubes at it in the toilet until it sinks. I had gyros last night and today..

Urinal Yacker

1. Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal. Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a..

Juglappin

1. To juggle and slap something at the same time I was juglappin jeff See juggling, slapping, smacking, throwing, doogle..

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