The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Ipaq

1. A sweet Pocket PC by Compaq (HP) me: I have a Compaq H3835! some dude: I have a Palm... me: Dude that's gay. See Cliff Dickens ..

Upstairs Tenant

1. When you take the top of a toilet off and shit in the water. Then every time someone flushes there will be shit particles in the bowl. ..

Scrimjaw

1. Where you punch a girl in the teeth then get dome Hey man someone gave me a mean ass scrimjaw last night See scrimjaw, blow job, teeth..

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