The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Keeshond

1. A dog that is grey and black and barks really shrill. It's a Dutch barge dog. But it can't swim. On the way to work I acciden..

Court

1. adj; a person with characteristics such as loving, kind, trust-worthiness, Hottie, fun, real, and honest. Syn; 'one hell of a best..

Zanith

1. A large smelly wad of penis. "Go to hell you useless Zanith" See zanith, suck, dick, gay..

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