The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Teh Internets

1. A magical land comprised of interconnecting tubes clogged with pr0nz. It has become a common misnomer to associate teh internets with b..

Asstroid

1. Meaning a pain in the buttox or your buttox being destroyed or in MAJOR INJURIE That kick was an ASSTROID See pain, ass, buttox, destr..

Interfacial Relationship

1. A relationship where one individual is much better looking than the other. Due to the disparity in looks, the couple is forced to engage..

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