The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Jungtard

1. The lowest insult of all time. You Jungtard! That is so Jungtarded! See jung..

Dumbassedness

1. An act (past tense) of being a dumbass. It was major dumbassedness on Jim's part when he robbed the bank in broad daylight. See J..

Poocrastinate

1. Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toil..

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