The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Vocals

1. Some solid set of lungs for a singer and a grand voice... Celine Dion's got some vocals! (She's got a great voice) See voic..

Quick Click

1. When you get pulled over by the police and you realize you don't have your seatbelt on, so you have to click your seatbelt on quick..

Quabbing A Twab

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..

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