The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Jiz Bib

1. Referred to as a homosexuals beard. The purpose of the beard, aka jiz bib, is to protect the man from ejaculate spilling on to his shirt..

Humbuggeration

1. A declaration of annoyance, boredom or other negative emotion. Also available for use as a 'filler' in conversation. By the ..

Kaboinger

1. Erection, Stiffy, Boner Dave popped a kaboinger while delivering a speech about salmon See erection, stiffy, boner, kaboinger, oolala..

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