The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Quack Off

1. masturbate achieving "it" by hand I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off. 1...

Etitlement

1. A sense of entitlement and lack of respect for other people's time and effort shown by users of the internet, commonly found on dis..

Fupa-juice

1. secretion of bodily liquids associated with the area on or around the fat upper pussy area That chick had some nasty fupa-juice on her ..

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