The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Office Espresso

1. That last cup of coffee left in the office pot at 4:30 in the afternoon, you know, the one that's been cooking down all day until i..

Putado

1. spanish slang for "bitched" He always bitched about that. El siempre putado de eso. See puta, bitch, bitched 1. spanish s..

Bunruh

1. When you take a big enough shit to clog the 4 inch pipe. I had bad chinese today and I left a bunruh in the work bathroom...

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