The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Universal Lubricant

1. Money, Cash, dough...etc, etc. If you watch the episode of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air where Will trys to get a contract for Ashley's ..

Cali Fresh

1. A slang term used to announce raucous and ridiculous behavior that can only be seen in SoCal, ie. Venice Beach. That dude with his sung..

Coital Handjob

1. A coital handjob is where the female sits on the base of the male's penis and dry humps it for sexual stimulation, while giving the..

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