The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Tour Kid

1. one of them heads that's always on tour following some band or ragin' festies... may live in a van with six other stoners, hus..

Loose Shifter

1. One who presses too lightly on the "Shift" key, thereby causing breaks in strings of exclamation/question marks. Loose Shifte..

Vortex

1. any situation that is or can be messy, disasterous or dangerous. "you better stay away from that Lisa chick. trust me dude, you do..

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