The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Betcherism

1. The practice of extreme patriotic nationalism with an unusual love for President George Bush and the male gender. Often referred to as H..

Glasgow Tooth Brush

1. Chewing gum used in the place of chewing gum. I fell asleep outside Asda last night, so no chance to brush my teeth. Good job i had a p..

Scrumtrelecent

1. Something very beautiful, something that is beond Glorious. Rachel looks very Scrumtrelecent today. 2. something very good, delicious..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Merp Edit Meaning