The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Steaming Rog

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Hairgeine

1. The conditions and practices that serve to promote or preserve ones hair. Mother: "Don't forget to maintain your hairgeine&qu..

Rest Stop Gay

1. A person who is gay, but lives a double life as a heterosexual. Beyond closeted. The person may be married with kids, etc. but gets the ..

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