The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Dick Lock

1. An individual who loves penis, especially in the ass. Much like a boat lock, which can hold a large amount of boats, a dick lock can hol..

Zywiec

1. It's a beer, its Polish and it will get you tanked in 1-3 beers. I am drinking right now and let me tell you it takes about 10 cans..

Gorilla Twat

1. a gorilla twat is a burly, untrimmed bush sue had a huge gorilla twat, so i told her i wouldn't go down on her until she trimmed i..

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