The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

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Eyenut

1. Synonym or slang for eyeball. It's a replacement because William Shakespeare doesn't need the credit. "My eyenut has som..

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