The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

5'hot"

1. The slang term for maximum hotness, dependent on height. She has the height of 5'hot". See hot, feet, inches, length..

Ziebarth

1. Pretty much the biggest mack daddy of all time. He can get booty and pussy on command. I guess you could say he is the coolest guy ever...

Boong Dilly

1. When one does not know the words to a particular tune or song, one may instead insert 'boong dilly' as a viable alternative &..

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