The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Grundlectomy

1. The removal of the grundle, due to disease or pubic lice. Poor Sheldon, no one knew if he was a man or woman after his grundlectomy Se..

Zato

1. a tool used for the entertainment of others when looking for a zato, locate your nearest home depot or lowes retailer See zato, tool, ..

Godver-de-tyfus

1. Dutch for God-dame-the-Tyfus. Also used as replacement for fuck or screw Godverdetyfus, I forgot my calculator Fuck, I forgot my Calc..

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