The Merp

What is The Merp?

A fictional STD, that is both MRSA and Herpes. Used to describe something or someone that is beyond gross.

"Dude, don't go near her. You'll get the merp."

See mrsa, herpes, std, merp, the, Wilhelm

Was My Heart Then Filled With Mourning,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

Zesty Tango

1. A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan..

Vac-o-vag

1. When a girl is having her period and is using a tampon, you go down on her and suck the tampon out of her vagina. It then becomes a Reve..

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