What is The Mess?
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Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!
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aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."
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"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
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See also: penis
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A common site for low-cost porn films
The filming site for the hit movie 'Maggie-sue and the monster of cock'
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God in Football Shorts,Scorer of the greatest ever solo effort goal in the world cup.
We are Not Worthy!
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