What is The Mess?
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Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!
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aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."
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"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
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An analogous act to a titfuck, performed by a guy on an obese partner, using rolls of fat instead of breasts for stimulation.
Also as a..
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The noise created by the expulsion of air from the anus.
Someone fartsand people ask 'what was that noise?'.
The person who ..
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Clearing or hoofing the ball upfield and then chasing it down. The epitome of English Football and about as far as you can get from Tota..
