The Mess

What is The Mess?

Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.

Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!

See sperm, man glue, jizz, spunk, cum, spew, special sauce

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

See Rob

I-douche

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Victory Text

1. a mass text message sent in the early AM notifying everyone that you know that you got a piece of strange that night. Inspired by Johnny..

Glitzy

1. excessively decorated with glitter and shiny objects The news channel broadcast from a very glitzy set, using flashy graphics. 2. a v..

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