What is The Mess?
1.
Synonym for sperm/semen, preferably when ejaculated onto a surface.
Man, I laid the mess on Donna's face last night!
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2.
aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.
"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."
Or
"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"
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The act of getting close to a sexual encounter, but not quite pulling it off. It is usually used as a joke, especially useful if someone..
