The Messiah Edit Meaning

1. lumps of fat that hang over the side of people's pants. dude, did you see that mollhagen hanging off of kelsey's waist?? yea..

1. By far the most traditional, time-honored, and respectable means of taking one's pathetic, wretched, washed-up life, second only to..

1. A Nerd Emergency is the sudden realization that the remaining battery of an electronic device, commonly a laptop, is critically low. Wh..