The Methane Murphy

What is The Methane Murphy?

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When a man is performing oral sex on a red headed woman with a fully developed red bush, just as the woman begins to reach climax she squeezes out a gas whisper in her partners face.

"Dude, I was going down on this firecracker chick and she gave me The Methane Murphy"

See gas mask, dirty sanchez, dolphin, rusty trombone
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