What is The Method?
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A list of simple gestures so that the alternative male can "flirt" in public without anyone knowing.
The Method:
1. Make eye contact with person.
2. Hand Contact with the Eye- this lets the person know you are "feeling," or are interested, in them.
3. Hand Contact with the Nose- this lets the person know you are NOT "feeling," or are uninterested in them. Or simply not up for it.
Recap: eyes = like; nose = dislike.
I was walking down the street with my wife, and I spotted someone I've seen on the downlow. I used the method and now we have a date.
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