What is The Mikey Show?
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The greatest morning radio program in the world. If you don't listen to this show you need to be shot between the eyes. You need to have someone break a broom stick in half and stick each sharp and pointy end into your kidneys. Also have someone take a sludge hammer to your shins. Also have a crowbar smashed in your mouth mainly aiming for your teeth.
Holy shit bro, I just shit my pants when I saw Ashley from The Mikey Show. Man she leaves me with a semi.
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When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.
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