The Minions

What is The Minions?


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a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!

minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!

the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!

minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

See bitches, annoying, minions, stupid


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