The 15 Minute Diet

What is The 15 Minute Diet?

To take a dump, thus dropping weight. Could also be "The 20 minute Diet" or in extreme cases "The 40 minute diet".

The Only diet plan that can guarantee you'll lose 1-3 pounds in 15 minutes while sitting and reading.

See you guys in about 15 minutes, I'm going on the 15 minute diet plan.

See taking a dump, pooing, #2

Yaking Off

1. whacking your wang bone while kayaking the act of receiving sexual pleasure by the act of masturbation while in the midst of a kayak D..

Hoslapped

1. To be slapped like a prostitute. A pimp hoslapped his bitch for not having his money See slapped..

Eli Swanson

1. A homo who fucks a 6 pound piece of rubber shaped like a pussy. That Eli kid is a god damn retard...

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