The 19 Minute Rule

What is The 19 Minute Rule?


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The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.

Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!

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