The Miss Toomeys Edit Meaning

1. Something that causes your dick to go turtle. Ah, dude! That girl just made me go midgeted!!!..

1. a common household euphemism for wiping windows in a vigorous counterclockwise motion Eli and Peyton both developed an affinity for saw..

1. An organization that organizes and oversees band competitions, parades, and concerts for school band all over america. Most participants..