What is The Missing Inch?
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The left over piece of flesh after penis reduction surgery. The penis is reduced in size due to the fact that obtaining an erection is impossible because of the massive length.
Douglas Hardy found the missing inch. In order to never lose it again, he put it in a mason jar full of paraffin and stores it on Mandy's dresser table.
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you spray whipped cream in the girls mouth, stick your penis in and shake your balls until the milkshakes done!
my girl was thirsty so ..