What is The Moist Man?
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a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.
"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."
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When a female sucks a males penis while he is taking a shit on the toilet.
I was taking a shit last night and Linda came in and gave me..
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A ninja that also is a pirate that likes tea.
If you ever see one, then he or she is not a pirateteaninja.
OMG I HEARD THAT PIRATETEAN..