The Molester

What is The Molester?

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n. The Molester has various unique characteristics. Often seen associating with his good friend The Lurker at NASCAR events, he preys on fat chicks and teenage boys. He can easily be identified by his Looney Toons tee-shirt tucked into blue jean shorts with no belt. He calls cruising the parking lot at the race "grazing". His trademark saying is "Sup' brah?" Beware.

"The Molester is at it again. I heard he bagged Big Brenda and little Timmy last weekend."
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