The Mommy

What is The Mommy?


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when your mother tells you to clean your room and you don't do it right so she goes after you and throws EVERYTHING down and now you have to clean up eveything

mommy:go clean that nasty ass room

child:i did

mommy:really??

mommy rushes into the room and does the mommy when she finds out that it is not cleaned properly

See clean, mom, mama, momma, ma


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