The Monkey Edit Meaning

1.

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

2.

When having sex with a woman, leave a creampie.

He then proceeds to scoop it out and throws it at her face.

This is not dissimilar to the way a monkey throws feces at its fellows.

"Dude I wanna do the monkey sooo bad after Billy did it to Cindy."

"Yea man, Billy is the greatest."

See monkey, creampie, cum, feces, sex

3.

a 10 or face card in blackjack

The 10 and the face card is the monkey.

Must be said with cheesy chinese accent

See Slippery Pete

4.

The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are sometimes food for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, fornication, the use of primitive tools, and hooting.

"Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following:

-stealing things, especially food

-hurling excrement at people (see also politician)

-comic mischief in general

- cocaine

-hooting

That monkey stole half my bananas! Yesterday he stole half my melons! The day before, he had his tribe launch a volley of monkeyshit at my customers! I'll get that damn monkey!

A KKK rally is just a bunch of drunken monkeys.

Look, the monkey is making a speech again on TV! He's not very good with English, but maybe he could learn sign language like that gorilla everybody loved.

See monkey, chimp, ape, animal, ignorant

5.

Code name for collecting weed when you don't want people around you to know.

Phonecall: 'Yes, the monkey is in the cage"

See weed, drugs, blud, poomplex, dutch ovens

6.

The Monkey Is Good

The Monkey Is Great

We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.

The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.

He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11

Must be The Monkey.