The Monocle

What is The Monocle?

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

See monocle, sex, eye, socket

Having An Epic

1. 1)This describes the point of no return where someone succumbs to the stress of a situation and blows it out of proportion. Easy my man..

Dorkologist

1. A person who studies dorkology, which happens to be the study of a whales penis. Alyssa: Ur such a dork! Stu: Ya, well....Ur a dorkolo..

Verciprosity

1. the quality of being full of it he was filled with verciprosity See bull, bullshit, liar, human..

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