The Monocle

What is The Monocle?

When you remove a girl’s glass eye and thrust your penis in and out of her eye socket.

I monocled her last night

I want to stab my girlfriend’s eye out so I can do "The Monocle" on her.

See monocle, sex, eye, socket

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