What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.
Do you double stuff the muffin?
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to play videogames when nothing else to do.
Fuck the bullshit dude, lets just go hit tha sticks.
there isnt anything going on lets jus..
