What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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When you queef on a leaf, and it makes a squeeky noise.
I accidently did a queef leaf.
See queef, leaf, squeeky, noise, weird
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standard omelet but spit in her ear first and shoot your sperm into her ear like a gun then blow on it
This town wasn't big enough..
