What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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big hard nipples that poke out through clothing
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Jennifer Aniston in Friends was famous for the..
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The super sexy bassist from AFI. He is one the few guys who can pull off hair that is blonde, blue, pink, and any other color you can th..
