What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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Said by the masterful comedian Eddie Izzard, in his set "Glorious," to describe what a beekeeper must occassionally say when h..
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A type of cereal commonly eaten by white people in order to improve their stamina and jumping ability. Also is known to increase penis ..
