The Mort Goldman

What is The Mort Goldman?

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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

See family guy, anus, pain
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