What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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A trimphant exclamation of feeling that can be spoken and heard as spirited celebration or earnest sorrow and can be used by merely utte..
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a girl whose winning favor, is impossible.
man Ida Bigdeli is a real mustang gt. I am head over heels for her but she dosen't give..
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A person who is seriously unattractive. Where anal sex may be the only option since the facial features may cause nausea.
Used when &q..