What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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a homosexual that expects/wishes that most other people that they meet are gay.
for example:
person1: "did you see how that guy ..