The Mort Goldman

What is The Mort Goldman?


1.

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

See family guy, anus, pain


56

Random Words:

1. A person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubble Pedro is a shit eating farfanoogin. See Tom Thumb 2. farfanoogin is a me..
1. a large hairy vaginal aera giving the inperssion of hair pants she was wairing hair pants See bush, beaver, mank, fag, fanny..
1. A jewish n00b OMG your such a j00b 2. A cross between a j00 and a n00b. Applies to an online game player, or any other person, that s..