What is The Mort Goldman?
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The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....
This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....
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1) Willfully or knowingly being a bitch. Commonly associated with a short, gay man.
2) A small queer who purposely causes distress to o..
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A girl's virginity from lesbionic sexual acts. This is regardless of her "straight" virginity--that is, whether or not sh..
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One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.
Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last..
