The Mort Goldman

What is The Mort Goldman?

1.

The Mort Goldman (taken from the character Mort Goldman on Family Guy) is when you proceed to beat someone and then stick pine cones in their ass .....

This motherfucker was pissin' me off so I pulled The Mort Goldman on him and now he can't walk right .....

See family guy, anus, pain
56

Random Words:

Zip-block
1. When you try to zip up a jacket and it gets stuck half way through Tom: You ready to go? Gerry: Hold up I'm zip-blocked...
Read more
Jac Germ
1. synonym for a scrotum. looks like a scrotum, smells like a scrotum, talks like a scrotum, acts like a scrotum. and most of all is all ov..
Read more
Chica Caliente
1. To me, it meant "Hot Chick" when I put the Spanish equivalents of Hot and chick together. Say it to a Mexican girl, however, ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free