The Mortal Kombat

What is The Mortal Kombat?


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- best performed on a random chic you hook up with -

During intercourse right as you bust your nut you scream "FINISH HER!!!" and put a rag soaked in chloroform on their face. Your friend who has been hiding in the closet proceeds to finish her.

"Let's go to the bar and find a chic to play The Mortal Kombat."

See mortal, kombat, intercourse, finish, chic


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