The Morten Anderson

What is The Morten Anderson?


1.

Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"

I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.

See sex, blowjob


81

Random Words:

1. experiencing orgasm she moaned as she was getting off from his fingering See Dawn 2. British slang for making out, kissing, or just ..
1. Stage name of German singer/actress Christa Päffgen. She is most famous for having been a part of the Velvet Underground for a while (a..
1. An acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. Damn. My boss's kid is such a W.O.O.M.B. He would be unemployable anywhere els..