The Moses

What is The Moses?

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.

I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch

See moses, split

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.

" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "

See lumpkin, rape, booty

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Shitulation

1. When you go into the bathroom to take a shit and end up masturbating. "Dude i went into the bathroom and ended up with shitulation..

Zblawlzy

1. An extreme variant of the word 'lol'. It evolved thus: Lol->Lolz->Blolz->Blolzy->Blawlzy->Zblawlzy Usually us..

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