The Moses

What is The Moses?

A driving maneuver where two cars in the same lane change to opposite lanes simultaneously opening a path where a third car (you) can shoot through.

I was stuck in behind a tow truck and a bus when they both did The Moses. For whatever reason, it happens all the time around me. - D. Bruch

See moses, split

When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.

" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "

See lumpkin, rape, booty

Krissun

1. Mauritian slang for a pedophile. A krissun often makes high pitched noises and studies scientific subjects such as biochemistry. Extreme..

6-25-09

1. The day Michael Jackson, the true king of pop died. 6-25-09 is what made all the MJ lovers cry. See michael, jackson, thriller, summer..

W00t Juice

1. Teh l33t h4x0r's crunk juice...instead of mixing an energy drink with an alcoholic beverage, one mixes an energy drink with preferr..

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