What is The Most Amazing Show On Earth?


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a sex move involving a man and a paraplegic woman who has her legs amputated at the hip. The man lies flat on the ground while the woman mounts him, while pulling herself up and down with a chin up bar mounted to a ceiling fan. The ceiling fan is turned on, and she continues to do chin ups whilst spinning around on his dick. Optional: there are people dancing around the couple

Mark stopped by the wheelchair store and picked up a chick for The Most Amazing Show on Earth.

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