The Mud-ass Touch

What is The Mud-ass Touch?


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(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

See midas touch, shit, you suck


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