What is The Muddy Goat?
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The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
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When a chick goes down on your morning wood then swallows.
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