What is The Muddy Goat?
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The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
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In a hopeless situation.
'...and if that does happen, I'll be left up the swanny'.
See up shit creek, tits up..
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The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
Cindy had..
