What is The Muffin Man?
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A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.
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the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
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That guy...
The Muffin Man wins!
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4.
The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.
The Muffin Man for mod!
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A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.