What is The Muk?
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The dopest town in Washington. Short for "Mukilteo", which means "good camping ground. Has lots of stoners who like to go the Henry's Donut, Albertsons, the Green Room, the Triangle, the Ivory Room, the Gulch, Taco Bell, the White Church, the Kamiak Purple Lot, and various other places.
It was also named one of the top 50 places to live in the U.S. Though it may seem hard to believe, it's very true.
It is also known for it's notoriously stupid po-po (police) who like to patrol the neighborhoods in search of someone they can bust for being up past curfew.
"Dude once I got back to the Muk I totally visited the White Church."
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A Bolivian cholita ejaculates in your beard. You wisely let it dry overnight. The next day, you proceed to pick it out with a toothpick ..
