The Mule

What is The Mule?


1.

A sexual move whereby during doggy style sex the penis, in one swift move, is removed from the vagina and reintroduced into the anus (also known as changing at baker street). The shock causes the recipient's head to rear up at which point the gentleman smacks it down with his fist as one would a miscreant pack animal. Hilarity ensues for all involved. Except possibly for the "mule-ee".

Dave: The girlfriend dumped me last night, mate.

Steve: Really, mate?

Dave: Yep. Tried the mule. She wasn't best pleased.

See baker street, sex, anal, doggystyle, bum sex

2.

the butt of a gun.

to "hit someone with The Mule" is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with The Mule only the butt of the gun is used.

"Bitch wouldn't stop running her mouth so I had to hit her with The Mule."

See mule, hoe, chick-fil-a, bovice


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