What is The Muppet?
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The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
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a person who has sex with white people
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Another word for a Faggot or a Dooshbag, who is in love with a woman who has no tits with ugly face.
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