The Murder Mitten

What is The Murder Mitten?

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

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Flabbin

1. Taking your fat roll with both hands, and shaking it to-and-fro, creating a hypnotic effect for any disturbed onlookers. Jerry was flab..

Mouth Or Trout

1. Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocke..

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