The Murder Mitten

What is The Murder Mitten?

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

See roller

Jizznasium

1. Masturbation booths inside of dirty strip clubs. That dirty stripper got me so hot I had to rub one out in the jizznasium. See jizz, w..

Ocean's Twelve

1. An insult to your intelligence. Man, that Linda Rogers is a real Ocean's Twelve. I think I lost 10 brain cells after listening to ..

Hyweled

1. To get face-raped by a guy named Hywel, usually at a parties when you're very drunk. it's never your own fault. Oh shite, i j..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

The Murder Mitten Edit Meaning